It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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