"it" just moved
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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