I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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