would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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