What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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