Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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