it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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