Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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