So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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