I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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