Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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