plz talk dirty to me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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