no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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