it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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