Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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