he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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