Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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