my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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