My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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