Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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