Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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