Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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