I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
dude. I can hear the air.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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