hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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