"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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