did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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