Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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