if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
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ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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