Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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