I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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