New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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