marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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