All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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