Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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