Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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