Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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