This is not my ceiling
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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