i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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