The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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