david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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