Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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