I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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