god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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