Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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