so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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