forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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