its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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