sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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