Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I need to calm my uterus...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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