I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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